I Don't Wanna Grow Up!

I was grossly misinformed about certain aspects of adult life when I was growing up. First,adults do not always outgrow acne. I am living proof. I am 32 years old and still experience the "pizza face" syndrome, quite frequently to my dismay. Second, I seem to be experiencing sporadic hair growth in the most unexpected and embarrassing places. Today, Scott took a swipe underneath my chin, asking about the abnormally long, black piece of hair sprouting out of it. Seriously, that sucker was at least a good quarter of an inch long! And my natural hair color isn't even black! Last month, a gray one was growing out just over my cheek bone. Just seems strange since I seem to experience substantial hair loss in the shower. You know, the type of hair loss that can easily turn a shower into a bath if you're not careful and diligent in keeping the drain cleared. I wonder what's next?